If you were a sandwich at McDonald’s...
If you were a sandwich at McDonald’s you’d be the McGorgeous.
- Going to McDonald’s for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
- I lost 20 pounds but I’m sure I’ll find them at McDonald’s.
- I suffer because my interactions with others do not meet the expectations I did not...
- America hasn’t seen lazy yet, wait until McDonalds start delivering.
- You’re with my ex? Here, you can have the remainder of my sandwich too.
- If you can read this: MAKE ME A SANDWICH
- I’ll be on you faster than a hobo on a ham sandwich.