Hard Drive: The part of the computer...
Hard Drive: The part of the computer that stops working when you spill beer on it.
- Dave Barry
- The word computer professionals use when they mean “idiot.” - Dave Barry
- Never let a computer know you’re in a hurry.
- I had a life once… Now I have a computer and a modem.
- Those who say “If I can rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I...
- Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F. Kennedy