The husband who wants a happy marriage...
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
- Groucho Marx
Funny Marriage Quotes (173)
- Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? - Groucho Marx
- Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you...
- Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half- shut afterwards. - Benjamin Franklin
- I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx
- You have two options in a marriage. You can either be happy or you can...