Never get married in college; it’s hard...
Never get married in college; it’s hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you’ve already made one mistake.
– Elbert Hubbard
Funny Marriage Quotes (173)
- A bachelor is a man who never makes the same mistake once.
- The only mistake for which people are congratulated is marriage.
- 100% of divorces start in marriage.
- One day the thunderbolt will hit you, and if you survive that you’ll make the...
- Marriage is when a man and woman become one; the trouble starts when they try...
- If marriages are made in heaven… Then it’s obvious that someone up there doesn’t like us.
- Marriages are made in heaven but they make hell on earth.