It’s a funny thing that when a...
It’s a funny thing that when a man hasn’t anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
- Robert Frost
Funny Marriage Quotes (173)
- I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years - Sam Kinison
- Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t, they’d be married too. -...
- I would be married, but I’d have no wife, I would be married to a...
- Man + married + divorced + married again = stupid to the 3rd power
- You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.