I can live without horses,...
I can live without horses, I would never smile, then.
My best friend hurt my feelings, my horse never did.
My best friend punched me, my horse never did.
My best friend and I get into fights, me and my horse never do.
My best friend sometimes calls me hurtful names, my horse never does.
My best friend makes a big deal out of nothing, my horse never does.
I really think I should make my horse, my best friend.
Insult my clothes, I say, “Okay, thanks for the compliment.”
Insult the way I look, I say, “Thanks for notifying me.”
Mock me and say riding isn’t a sport, and I’ll say,”You say that ’cause you can’t ride.”
But before you make fun of my horse, make sure you have “911″ on your speed dial.
Anyone can sit on a horse and call it riding, but not just anyone can get back in the saddle after being thrown off and was so close to killing themselves.
Ya know what’s funny? You say you can ride a horse easily, when you can’t even sit on a rocking horse without slipping off after 6 seconds.
Life may not always be fair, but at least I know my horse will be.
The closest thing to Heaven you can get without dying, is on the back of a horse.