I would love to slap you but...
I would love to slap you but that would be animal abuse.
- I would slap or punch you , but that’s animal abuse.
- I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.
- Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you’re abusing the privilege.
- I hear you are kind to animals, so give that gorilla his face back.
- Ever looked in a mirror? Oh, wait. You broke them all. God loves stupid people and...
- I love your smile cos I love yellow.
- Sure, I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in?