You say: FAIL!!! I say: I didn’t...
You say: FAIL!!!
I say: I didn’t ask for your life story.
- If I’m ugly, then we must be twins. Forget the ugly STICK; you must’ve been born...
- Please tell me about yourself, I enjoy horror stories.
- Life is great …you should get one.
- Life is full of disappointments, One of them is YOU!
- When you die, please donate your brain to someone cos it was never used in...
- The greatest danger of your life is your own stupidity.
- Dead people are to life like you are to funny!