My teacher asked me to define the...
My teacher asked me to define the word “idiot”… So I just said your name.
- Pupil: Teacher I don’t think I deserve a zero in this test. Teacher: Me too…but that’s...
- Yes sir, you’re an idiot.
- You sir, are an idiot.
- I’m sorry, I don’t speak idiot.
- I’m sorry, my fault. I forgot you were an idiot.
- Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you’re an idiot.
- Your village just called. They’re missing an idiot.