If you were half as funny as...
If you were half as funny as you thought you were you’d be twice as funny as you actually are.
- Dead people are to life like you are to funny!
- A friend of mine: Do you think I am funny? Me: yeah, every time I look...
- Can I borrow your brain for half an hour, I’m building an idiot.
- When they gave out looks, you heard they’re giving out books. So you said: “Give...
- All day I thought of you…I was at the zoo.
- When I first met you I thought you were “special” now I know you are!
- I saw a bug then I thought of you so I stepped on it.