When I first met you I thought...
When I first met you I thought you were “special” now I know you are!
- Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
- All day I thought of you…I was at the zoo.
- I saw a bug then I thought of you so I stepped on it.
- And I thought I had problems? Look at your face!
- I never thought I’d see someone uglier than you, that was until I met your...
- Whatever permission you thought you had to speak to me, I hereby remove.
- You wouldn’t care what people thought about you, if you knew how little they did.