To be honest, your face is uglier...
To be honest, your face is uglier than my brother’s feet.
- I never thought I’d see someone uglier than you, that was until I met your...
- You’re so fat… When you take a shower, your feet don’t get wet.
- Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her driving license.
- Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive,...
- It’s not you, it’s your face.
- Is it just me, or do you have two faces?
- Your age doesn’t lie. Neither does that face.