Oh, I offend you with my opinion?...
Oh, I offend you with my opinion? You should hear the ones I keep to myself!
I’m not shy, I’m just keeping in my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.
I don’t exactly hate you, let’s put it like this: if you were on fire and I had a glass of water. I’d drink it.
Either you love me or hate me. Either way, I still hate you!
Do you know what I do to someone who texts this: “We meet at dins 2night?” I throw a dictionary in that person’s face.
- Is that your face or did your neck throw up?
- Person 1: Your license please. Person 2: What for? Person 1: Your face.
- Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary.
- If you want sympathy from me look it up in the dictionary, it’s between sh*t...
- I don’t even need a dictionary to find out what a moron is. I’ve got...
- Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.
- Person 1: You know what I like about you? Person 2: No what? Person 1: Oops...