I’d love to stay and chat, but...
I’d love to stay and chat, but you are a complete idiot.
- Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you’re an idiot.
- Yes sir, you’re an idiot.
- You sir, are an idiot.
- I’m sorry, I don’t speak idiot.
- I’m sorry, my fault. I forgot you were an idiot.
- Your village just called. They’re missing an idiot.
- They say arguing with an idiot makes two of them so, I’ll just leave you...