Next time you shave, try standing an...
Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.
- You’re so fat when you stand on the scales it reads my phone number.
- I don’t even need a dictionary to find out what a moron is. I’ve got...
- Person: Go to hell! Me: I must already be in Hell since you’re still standing here.
- You make me want to eat s*** every time I see you.
- Last time I checked I didn’t ask for your opinion.
- If being dumb was a crime, you’d be in jail in no time.
- Please remind me again, what time do your senses return?