You are so old you dream in...

You are so old you dream in black and white.
You are so old your birth certificate was found among the dead sea scrolls.
Your teeth are so yellow when you smile on a highway all the cars stop.
I will advise you not to eat chocolate cos scientific research has shown that it is harmful to monkeys.

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daniel brobbey wrote on September 7, 2011

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