If I’m ugly, then we must be...
If I’m ugly, then we must be twins.
Forget the ugly STICK; you must’ve been born in the forest!!!!
Were you born on the highway? Because that is where the most accidents happen.
Me: Please, I don’t have TIME to listen to your whole life story.
Guy: Will you ever grow a brain?
Me: When you stop being ugly.
- You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor said “Wheres the baby?” You’re so ugly,...
- I’m not quiet. I just don’t like you. Snob: My mom is so stupid! Me: The apple...
- Forget the ugly tree, you were hit by the ugly forest.
- Calling you ugly would be an insult to the ugly people.
- You’re so fat you need a paint roller to put on lipstick. You’re so fat you...