The science department called, they wanted to...
The science department called, they wanted to know if you’d donate your body to research. They said blue whales are a rare breed.
- When you die, please donate your brain to someone cos it was never used in...
- You are so old you dream in black and white. You are so old your birth...
- Roses are red, violets are blue, but everyone knows I’m hotter than you.
- Roses are red, Violets are blue, I’m so hot, What happened to you?
- Your common sense is so rare it should be in a museum.
- Roses are red, Violets are blue, If I had a brick I’d throw it at you.
- Rose are red Violets are blue I have five fingers, And the middle one is for you.