I would rather jump off a plane...
I would rather jump off a plane than hear you say one more stupid thing.
When someone tells you something does it just go in one ear and out the other? That would explain all the “Huh?’s” I hear in class.
You look like your mom dropped you a lot when you were little… On your face.
- You must have fallen from heaven. That would explain how you messed up your face.
- I hear you are kind to animals, so give that gorilla his face back.
- Oh, I offend you with my opinion? You should hear the ones I keep to...
- You have a right to your opinions. I just don’t want to hear them.
- Can you go and live in some place far away from here? Try Pluto. I...