I’ve had bad luck with both my...
I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.
- Patrick Murray
Funny Marriage Quotes (173)
- Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either your money or life…...
- Here’s a toast to our wives and girlfriends … May they never meet!! ? ?
- When I married Ms Right, I didn’t know her first name was “Always” !
- I married Miss Right. Didn’t know her first name was Always.
- Isn’t it weird that before you have children, people warn you that they can be...