I never knew what real happiness was...
I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late.
- Max Kauffmann
Funny Marriage Quotes (173)
- I never knew I had so many vices till I got married.
- Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t, they’d be married too. -...
- I would be married, but I’d have no wife, I would be married to a...
- Man + married + divorced + married again = stupid to the 3rd power
- You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.