Women are like elephants. Everyone likes to...
Women are like elephants. Everyone likes to look at them but no- one likes to have to keep one.
– W. C. Fields
Funny Women Quotes (154)
- How do you put an elephant in the fridge? You open the door, and put him...
- You can be what you choose to be. But you can never be an elephant.
- Q: How to turn a fox into and elephant? A: Marry her.
- I was told that if I worked hard I can be anything I want. Well I’m...
- When elephants fight, it is the grass that suffers.
- Elephants and grandchildren never forget. – Andy Rooney
- By a sweet tongue and kindness, you can drag an elephant with a hair.