Light travels faster than sound. This is...
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
- Steven Wright
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- A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths. - Steven...
- If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. - Steven Wright
- When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane. - Steven Wright
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- Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. - Steven Wright