Light travels faster than sound. This is...
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
– Steven Wright (24)
- Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have. – Steven Wright
- A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths. – Steven...
- Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it. – Steven Wright
- If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. – Steven Wright
- When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane. – Steven Wright
- What is the speed of dark? – Steven Wright
- People may speak different languages, but when they cough the sound is the same.