Me pretending to listen should be enough...
- You – “Well someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning!” Me...
- I’ll pretend you didn’t say that.
- Are you really stupid or you are just pretending?
- Okay…Tell me and I’ll pretend to care.
- My face hurts from pretending to like you. How about a cup of shut up.
- Think I am sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care!
- I feel dumber just from listening to you.