When people ask me stupid questions, it...
When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark.
- If you don’t want a sarcastic answer, don’t ask a stupid question.
- I’m not really good at giving advice, could I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
- Tact is for people not witty enough to be sarcastic.
- “Are you sarcastic?” “Well no duh!”
- Of course I’m NOT being sarcastic!
- I wasn’t trying to insult you!! I’m just being sarcastic.
- I’m not sarcastic, I’m brutally honest =).