Me- “What time is it?” You- “There’s...
Me- “What time is it?”
You- “There’s a clock right there.”
Me- “Did I ask you where the clock was!?”
- Person 1: What time is it? Person 2: Do I look like a clock to you?
- 3 o’clock in the morning and your best friend calls You: HEY!! Dude I’m awake and...
- I am busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?
- No, you don’t have to repeat yourself, … I was ignoring you the first time.
- Time flies when I’m with you… Well, it’s because I zone out mostly.
- You must be really clever to act so stupid all the time.
- Last time I checked I didn’t ask for your opinion.