You: Are you sleeping? Me: I’m not...
You: Are you sleeping?
Me: I’m not sleeping, I’m just trying to suffocate this bug in my eye… It might take a while.
- Person 1: Are you sleeping? Person 2: Oh yes, I’m always having conversations in my sleep…
- I ain’t sleeping. I am just looking into my eyelids.
- I’m not sleeping, I’m just checking my eyelids for holes!
- I’m definitely a morning person but often choose to sleep straight through it.
- Text: You awake??? Reply: No didn’t you know I text in my sleep Text back: Oh…text me...