Mom: You can’t have a coke now!...
Mom: You can’t have a coke now!
Kid: Why not?
Mom: Because it’s bad for you this early in the morning.
Kid: Well how does the coke know it’s morning?
- Early to bed early to rise just means you didn’t get invited to the party.
- Teacher asked why are you late? Student: Because I didn’t come in early.
- I’m definitely a morning person but often choose to sleep straight through it.
- 3 o’clock in the morning and your best friend calls You: HEY!! Dude I’m awake and...
- You – “Well someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning!” Me...