Teacher asked why are you late? Student:...
Teacher asked why are you late?
Student: Because I didn’t come in early.
- Why are you late? The teacher asked… I guess its because I didn’t make it in...
- Early to bed early to rise just means you didn’t get invited to the party.
- Teacher: We are going to play the quiet game. Student: Are you playing too?
- “Why do you talk to yourself?” “Cos I like intelligent conversation.” So what do you want to...
- I’m sorry, I didn’t know you were in charge? See I didn’t get the memo.