“Why do you talk to yourself?” “Cos...
“Why do you talk to yourself?”
“Cos I like intelligent conversation.”
So what do you want to do?…I dunno
Well that helps a lot
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.
Why did you commit such a crime like that? He asked “Would you rather us commit a crime a different way?”
- And who told you you were intelligent?????
- You sound more intelligence with your mouth shut.
- You call this fat? I call this a 1 Pack!
- Sarcasm: Helping the intelligent politely tolerate the obtuse for thousands of years.
- Wow, it was nice meeting you! And if I ever see you again, it’ll be too...
- Teacher asked why are you late? Student: Because I didn’t come in early.
- So I Burnt My Hand The Other Day. Then Someone Asks Me: You – “Did That Hurt??” Me...