Me: Did it hurt when you fell...
Me: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Me: Cause your face is seriously messed up!
- You fell asleep! No I just closed by eyes for few hours.
- You: “Why are you here?” Me: “Well… Heaven didn’t want me, And hells afraid I’ll take over.”
- Text : Hey, you up??!! Text response: Nope, just fell asleep an hour ago. . .
- You can’t face the problem if the problem is your face.
- Look at my face and tell me if it looks like I care.
- That is the ugliest top Ive ever seen, yet it compliments your face perfectly.
- You: OMG did you just fall.? Me: No the ground just came up and smacked me...