It’s always the last place you look...
It’s always the last place you look for it… Of course it is! Why would you keep looking if you found it?
I’m not so good at advice; may I interest you in a sarcastic reply?
- I’m not really good at giving advice, could I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
- I’m not good at giving advice…how about sarcasm?
- “Are you sarcastic?” “Well no duh!”
- Of course I’m NOT being sarcastic!
- I wasn’t trying to insult you!! I’m just being sarcastic.
- I’m not sarcastic, I’m brutally honest =).
- Think I am sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care!