If I had a dollar for every...
If I had a dollar for every smart thing you said…wait no, then I’d be in debt!
- If had a dollar for evry smart thing you say. I’ll be poor.
- You think you’re so smart? - No, I don’t. I’m actually pretty sure.
- Be my guest and leave. You’re not stupid; you’re just not that smart.
- My Brother: Since when is silence smart? Me: Since you started talking…
- WAIT…I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.