Early to bed early to rise just...
Early to bed early to rise just means you didn’t get invited to the party.
- Teacher asked why are you late? Student: Because I didn’t come in early.
- You: “what are you wearing to the halloween party?” Me: ” I don’t know.” You:...
- I’m sorry, I didn’t know you were in charge? See I didn’t get the memo.
- Well, thank you. Coming from you, it means…absolutely nothing.
- Oh… I didn’t tell you… Then It must be none of your business.