I let you know when I start...
I let you know when I start to care….Check back in about five years.
- About once a year somebody will ask me “Where is the ice?” I reply “Check the...
- Last time I checked I didn’t ask for your opinion.
- I’m not sleeping, I’m just checking my eyelids for holes!
- 9 more hours and I can start behaving normally again.
- My Brother: Since when is silence smart? Me: Since you started talking…
- Sarcasm: Helping the intelligent politely tolerate the obtuse for thousands of years.
- I can’t help you but I really care about you.