John: Do you know there are 24...
John: Do you know there are 24 hours in a day?
Elvine: Really!!! You have a gift John.
Elvine: A gift for stating the obvious.
- You have a very strong grasp of the obvious.
- How very observant of you there captain obvious.
- Would you like a side of epic with that fail? You- Thank you Captain Obvious! Me- You’re...
- So it seems a certain person believes that I have a problem with sarcasm. Well...
- Person 1: Is that you?! Person 2: Nah, I’m an alien from the planet obvious.
- 9 more hours and I can start behaving normally again.
- You fell asleep! No I just closed by eyes for few hours.