A woman is an occasional pleasure but...
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
– Groucho Marx (27)
Funny Women Quotes (154)
- Do you mind if I don’t smoke? – Groucho Marx
- Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. – Groucho Marx
- If I cannot smoke cigars in Heaven, I shall not go. – Mark Twain
- I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it. – Groucho Marx
- If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong. – Groucho Marx
- I have nothing but respect for you – and not much of that. – Groucho Marx
- I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a...