You can have as many friends that...
You can have as many friends that money can buy, but I’ll still hate you for free.
- Doctors must hate apples cos an apple a day keep the doctors’ money away.
- Don’t hate me cause i’m beautiful!! Hate me cause your man thinks soo!!
- Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.
- I let some blind guy borrow money the other day. He said he was gonna...
- Crazy? I was crazy once, I had my own padded room. Then the worms came…Worms? I...
- My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems.
- You know you’re stupid if your friends are smarter than you.