I asked a Policeman one day what...
I asked a Policeman one day what was the stupidest statements he had ever heard…
This was his answer..
1.”Do you know how fast you were going”
2.”How much time have you done?”
3. “why do you guys always pick on me”.. And my favorite
“I was going to bring the car back to them… Someday!!”
- If I pick you up. And you pick me up, will we be floating?
- Someday they’re going to call me “M’am” without adding “You’re making a scene”.
- I let some blind guy borrow money the other day. He said he was gonna...
- Put your seatbelt on guys, I wanna try something.
- I’m not stupid I just hang around with very smart guys.
- If aliens came down to Earth looking for inteligent life… As soon as they saw...
- If a blonde throws you a grenade…you pull the pin and throw it back! :P