I’m not going to dignify that with...
I’m not going to dignify that with an answer.
A two year old asks her pregnant mother if the baby can see inside of her belly. Before the mother can answer her five year old brother says “Yeah dummy he just has to flip on the light switch!”
- My mother told me I’m smart. My teacher told me I’m smart… My father told...
- When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer him
- If someone asks “Do I look that stupid”. Then it’s better not to answer.:)
- Our offense is like the pythagorean theorem: There is no answer! – Shaquille O’Neal
- I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. – Greg Norman
- Hey, your son, you know, the 21- year- old, how old is he?
- I asked a Policeman one day what was the stupidest statements he had ever heard… This...