I’m not perfect, but parts of me...
I’m not perfect, but parts of me are pretty awesome!
Give me chocolate and nobody gets hurt.
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
Imagine your life without me… Miserable huh?
- What happens in this shirt, stays in this shirt. Florida: the place where old people go...
- No, not you, the pretty one No I swear I’m in college Don’t set yourself on fire…...
- I am pretty except for those who are insecure.
- How young do you have to be to die of old age?
- I’m not the girl your mom warned you about, her imagination was never this good.
- Sarcasm is one of the service’s I offer. My kids think I am a ATM Machine. You...
- “Don’t get smart, stay stupid..”