What happens in this shirt, stays in...
What happens in this shirt, stays in this shirt.
Florida: the place where old people go to die.
Hand over the chocolate and no one gets hurt.
I’m not perfect but parts of me are.
Work sucks but I need the bucks.
Go fast, turn left!
If it’s too loud, you’re too old.
Hey, I’m up here ^
- (On a bright yellow shirt) When there are idiots around, this shirt turns yellow.
- T shirt Quote: I saw this shirt in the store and I though it was...
- This T- Shirt turns green in front of Morons
- This T- shirt turns green in the company of morons.
- Save the earth – it’s the only planet that has chocolate. I’ll be nicer if you’ll...
- Don’t blame me I was born this awesome! It may look like I’m listening, but really...
- (Front side of woman’s t- shirt) This t- shirt slogan is written in braille.