The more people I meet….the better I...
The more people I meet….the better I like my dog.
Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person…think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!
Do I look like a grocery item to you…You keep checking me out.
Looking for a perfect gal??……Go buy a barbie.
- Don’t feed the monkey!
- Don’t make me call out my Flying Monkeys.
- Excuse me Sam what is your name? I feel good when I’m not with you Check this...
- Does this shirt match my shoes??? Hey! stop checking me out!
- I may be fat but your ugly I can get rid of mine an you...
- Those who read this are ugly.
- Hey, You look like my next boyfriend, I wanna try someone ugly this time!