Don’t play a girl who plays better...
Don’t play a girl who plays better
Sometimes I like to pretend I am British
I don’t get into fights
I was raised right
I talk about people behind their backs…its called manners
The best kind of friend is the one who lets you touch them inappropriately any time they want.
Ever wonder how people who tell you to calm down are the ones who got you mad in the first place.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
I’m having a really stupid idea that might just get us killed.
If it weren’t for physics and the law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.
I laugh at completely inappropriate times.
- What happens in this shirt, stays in this shirt. Florida: the place where old people go...
- BEER It’s not just for breakfast anymore.
- Beer will save the world…I don’t know how..but it will.
- “B.M.W. :- Beer Motorcycle Women”
- You cannot overtake everything on the road! Love me…else die! Conserve water..drink beer!!!