Don’t play a girl who plays better...
Don’t play a girl who plays better
Sometimes I like to pretend I am British
I don’t get into fights
I was raised right
I talk about people behind their backs…its called manners
The best kind of friend is the one who lets you touch them inappropriately any time they want.
Ever wonder how people who tell you to calm down are the ones who got you mad in the first place.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
I’m having a really stupid idea that might just get us killed.
If it weren’t for physics and the law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.
I laugh at completely inappropriate times.
- Beer is proof God loves us, and wants us to be happy.
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- “The existence of Beer is proof that God loves us.” – Benjamin Franklin
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- Sometimes, I feel I’m stupid enough to give away my brilliant ideas. Then I realize,...