Nobody is perfect. I am nobody. Everyone...
Nobody is perfect. I am nobody.
Everyone wants to go to heaven but no- one wants to die.
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
- (In front side with tortoise picture) Life is hard so I have got a thick shell.
- Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak. -...
- I’m not perfect, but parts of me are pretty awesome! Give me chocolate and nobody gets...
- (On a bright yellow shirt) When there are idiots around, this shirt turns yellow.
- I stopped fighting my inner demons, we’re on the same side now.
- I am perfect* *Conditions apply
- (Front side of woman’s t- shirt) This t- shirt slogan is written in braille.