Your school GPA is inversely proportional to...
Your school GPA is inversely proportional to your girlfriend’s looks and vice versa.
- Relatives are like fires, the sooner they’re out, the better. The number of people watching you...
- Tell your girlfriend, I said thanks…!
- Why don’t you ever see Cupid with a girlfriend?
- Don’t cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse.
- I love my girlfriend, but my wife doesn’t.