The surest sign that intelligent life exists...
The surest sign that intelligent life exists somewhere else in the universe is that none of it has contacted us.
A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking but a wise man tells a woman her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.
A positive attitude might not solve all of your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
- Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
- A wise man always tells the truth, but a fool always tells the whole truth.
- To love someone one requires positive eyes. To be loved by all one requires positive...
- Learn to think with your mouth closed.
- A closed mouth catches no flies.