Parents spend the first part of our...
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
- Notice: Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
- I talk to myself because I only talk to people of a higher class.
- Shut Up Voices!
- Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. - Albert Camus
- Diplomacy: Telling someone your dog is cute until you find a rock.