I saw a bug then I thought...
- I stepped on a cheerio this morning… Does that make me a cereal killer?
- Today, when I stepped outside, I got shit on by a bird. But I’m still...
- All day I thought of you…I was at the zoo.
- When I first met you I thought you were “special” now I know you are!
- And I thought I had problems? Look at your face!