Some people claim that marriage interferes with...
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
– Groucho Marx
- The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and...
- Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? – Groucho Marx
- Do you mind if I don’t smoke? – Groucho Marx
- I intend to live forever, or die trying. – Groucho Marx
- I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. – Groucho Marx
- She got her good looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon. – Groucho Marx
- No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. – Groucho Marx